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As part of the GOP “Freak Out the Vote” campaign, Chuck Norris warns evangelicals of the 1000 years of tyranny waiting for them if they don’t get out and vote. If you vote for the right guy only 996 years of tyranny.
This is important because if this scares Chuck Norris, well… I mean as we all know from Chuck Norris facts, Chuck Norris is so tough he has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead. It’s just afraid to move. And Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number…YOU answered the wrong phone. So when chuck afraid of us voting for the wrong guy, you’d better listen. Cause Chuck Norris never learns. He already knows!
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