Analysis of media issues, politics and current events.
Pvt. James Shoe
Forward Base Camp Jingle Bell
Ft. Wayne Indiana
0745 Hours
God, I love the smell of mistletoe in the morning. Sarge says we’re heading out on patrol to go (Hum) bug huntin’. Our mission: find the enemy and “spread a little Xmas cheer.” You know, drop a couple of canisters of weapons-grade eggnog into their huts and watch those ‘buggers run from the spirit of the season. Peace through superior holiday firepower, I say.
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