One Million Moms are up in arms because a woman makes out with a Walrus in a Skittles commercial? Yes, and I’ve wanted to get it on with a dolphin after watching people kiss Flipper. File this under people who have too much time on their hands (says a guy who blogs). I didn’t agree when One Million Mom went after JCPenny for hiring Ellen DeGeneres as a spokesman, but this is just waste of their outrage bullets.