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I am writing to notify you that I am resigning from my position as your representative on Earth. My last day of employment will be February 28.
I appreciate the opportunities I have been given during my time with your organization, as well as your professional guidance and divine support.
As required by the terms of my employment contract, I am returning the the PopeMobile. I want to bring it to your attention, there may be a cup holder in the passenger side that is broken. If you feel the need, I will gladly pay for its replacement.
I wish you and the organization the best of success in the future.
If I can assist you or your team with the transition, please let me know.
Pope Benedict XVI