In chapter 3 of “Hmmm, why do women think the GOP doesn’t like them?,” The National Review weighs in with an intellectual(?) argument on why women should pick Mitt Romney.

The argument, written by National Review’s Kevin D. Williamson in his article “Like a Boss” is that women should overlook issues like birth control and political policy. and get on board the Mitt Romney Train because he’s an alpha male with lots of money and has fathered a lot of children with his amazing baby juice. Not like Obama’s only two children. No joke, that’s this guys argument. And if that’s a real argument, then I’m supporting the Duggar family for President.

I think this excerpt gives you the tone of the article.

“From an evolutionary point of view, Mitt Romney should get 100 percent of the female vote. All of it. He should get Michelle Obama’s vote. You can insert your own Mormon polygamy joke here, but the ladies do tend to flock to successful executives and entrepreneurs. Saleh al-Rajhi, billionaire banker, left behind 61 children when he cashed out last year. We don’t do harems here, of course, but Romney is exactly the kind of guy who in another time and place would have the option of maintaining one. He’s a boss.”

Did pick-up artist Mystery write this article? Look for Kevin Williamson’s next article. “Does Hillary Clinton have a hot enough ass to be president?”